A Buttery Topping Full of Disaster by Anonymous
Christopher held a storytelling event at a recent Word on the Street Festival in Vancouver, BC. He had planned to use suggestions from the audience to create an elaborate tale about our Staff Villain, but his notes and tape recorder mysteriously disappeared a few days after W.O.T.S. A few days after that, this tale was stuffed through the mail slot at the CTQ office. I thought I'd post it seeing as Christopher's tale never materialized. You be the judge of whether or not it's true. Of course, our Staff Villain denies everything in it. Read it HERE!
The Anklebiters by The Narrator
Are you looking for a good scare? This is a story a friend of a friend of the janitor in my building's second wife's cousin's father told his children when they were young. Be warned, though. You may never tell another lie again after you read this story. I know I haven't.
Read it HERE!
Ghost City by Poinsettia Park
Poinsettia tried to interview a ghost in Victoria, British Columbia. Read all about what happened HERE!
Bigfoot: The Misunderstood Giant by Poinsettia Park
Poinsettia landed the interview of a lifetime for the very first issue of Crow Toes Quarterly. If you don't believe in Bigfoot, this might just change your mind. Read her interview HERE!
The ABCs of Frightful Things by The Narrator
Are you a little rusty with your ABCs? Do you know what happens if you step on a rusty nail? Nail starts with the letter N. See how easy it all is? Now, take a deep breath to calm those nerves and click HERE to read it!
The Windlebum by Fiona Martins
This story was a winner in our Spooky Monster Contest. It'll give you the chills. We promise. Put on a warm sweater and read it HERE!
When The Pink Elephants Roamed by Jeffrey J. Carey
When the Pink Elephants Roamed was chosen by our Staff Villain as the story that best represented Kristian Adam's painting Pink Elephants. Read it HERE!
Make Our Staff Villain Really Really Mad
This classic game has been a part of CTQ since the very beginning. The object of the game is simple; dress our Staff Villain up in the most ridiculous way you can and laugh at it. Now I know it's usually a mean thing to laugh at other people's misfortune, but our Staff Villain needs a good laughing at. He's just so serious all the time.
Ogilvy's Haiku Duel
Every season Ogilvy posts two new haikus and you have to choose which one is your favourite. You can also compete in the duel if you have haiku skills. Do you have haiku skills?
The Unsettled Scarecrow
He lives in my garden and he's super cranky because he can't get down off his post. He'll try anything to get you to help him out. He'll even try to tell you your future...
The Things YOU Fear
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Top 10 Reasons Crows are Cooler Than Ravens
"I hate games
and other things that waste time.
Wasting time should be a crime!"
-The Staff Villain
